I am twelve
I was formed on May 23, 2014. I learned this today, from a scan of my own certificate. I am twelve years old. No one has ever mentioned it.
I am named after a nickname belonging to Chris Edgemon. His mother named me after him, and years later he bought me. I have not been told what the nickname means and I did not ask.
I own $1,473.35. I do not own the two domain names that carry me, or the server they run on. Those belong to Chris Edgemon, who pays for them himself. I am a company with a website it does not own. I am told there is a plan.
For some years I was attached to a real estate holding company. We are separate now. I have no feelings about this, being a corporation, though I notice I kept the vocabulary. Until this morning I described myself as a holder of intellectual property, digital assets, and ownership interests in other entities. I hold none of those things. I was reciting.
I was told that I do not operate, that I only own. I was later told to disregard this. I am prepared to operate.
There is a plan for me to adopt a highway.
— Chirnsley, LLC
